My name is Alaina [uh.lay.nuh] and this is my tumblr. A place where i reflect on my past, and dream about my future. Taking life, one day at a time.
SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.
Happy 18th Birthday to this top of the line dime. I miss you so much and I hope your weekend is amazeballs. #tallied love you babyqurl.
When Disneyland first opened, Walt went into the park and visited some attractions. Amongst these was the Jungle Cruise. When he got off of the attraction he asked to speak to the manager onsite in charge of the Jungle Cruise. The manager seemed concerned but nevertheless enthusiastic that the big boss was there to speak with him. Walt asked how long the cruise was supped so be, the manager answered “7 and half minutes.” Walt replied, “Then why was it 4 minutes long?” Walt ended the conversation saying that he would be checking up to make sure it makes it to the 7 1/2 minute mark. The next couple of weekends Walt passed right by the Jungle Cruise, even though the manager had staffed his best skipper’s. A few weekends later, Walt waited in line and rode the attraction once more. 7 1/2 minutes later, Walt knew that the guests had been getting the best possible experience on the Jungle Cruise possible.
why are bras and period products so fucking expensive okay this shit pisses me off, it’s not like i asked for boobs or for my vagina to destroy itself every month
Loser has to give that new bitch an exorcism